Joke of the Day - Monday, October 3, 2008

Bush or Kerry  (Really Old Joke,  in favor of the election)

  There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters. 

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny. 

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter." 

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?" 

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!" 

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" 

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."