Joke of the Day - Monday, October 3, 2008

Bush or Kerry  (Really Old Joke,  in favor of the election)

  There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters. 

Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny. 

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter." 

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?" 

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!" 

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" 

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

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Joke of the Day - Sunday, October 2, 2008

  Under the Influence  

  A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. 

Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it. 

The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''

Joke of the Day - Saturday, November 1, 2008

  Would You Marry Again?  

  A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband. 

"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?" 

The husband said, "Never, my dear." 

The wife said, "I''m sure you would." 

So the husband said, "Okay, I would" 

"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked. 

And the husband replied, "I suppose so." 

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?" 

"I doubt she''d want to," the husband said. "She''d be so much thinner."