Bush or Kerry (Really Old Joke, in favor of the election)
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.
The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"
Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."
Monday, November 3, 2008
Fantastic Flame Screen Saver v7.0.1.800
This award-winning screensaver generates a realistic fire effect. The flame is sensitive to the background, so each item on your desktop - including icons and all open windows - will appear to catch on fire, glowing and emitting a smoke effect.
Features of the screensaver
True mathematical algorithm of the screensaver generates a very realistic real-time fire effects.
Unlimited number of color combinations of the fire. Really FANTASTIC flame! Additional fire parameters such as wind gust speed and direction and burning intensity.
Flexible presets system. A lot of ready fire styles comes included.
The screensaver includes a comfortable fire effects editor with a real-time flame preview.
'Random' fire style. You never get tired of watching!
Lots of awesome fire backgrounds!
Changing the flame styles and background images periodically in the full-screen mode. A pretty fine effect - burning images to another ones!
Nice fire sound. There are 9 different fire sounds to choose from. Be aware! Your guests can think you have a big camp fire in your house! (Of course, you're able to mute the sound!).
Ability to choose any music for playing while the screensaver is running full-screen. Listen your favorite music with the sound of fire in the background! Just watch and relax! Some music titles come included.
You can take snapshots of your burning desktop anytime. Get fire screenshots with one key press!
Controlling the screensaver in the full-screen mode. Turning fire sound and music on/off, loading next flame styles and backgrounds, and even changing the fire intensity and wind direction available!
Full dual monitor support. Danger! Fire around!
A special feature which allows to launch Fantastic Flame Screensaver anytime you want by pressing a hotkey. Let's scare your friend!
And at last, Fantastic Flame Screensaver loads your system less than most of animated 3D screensavers.
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Joke of the Day - Sunday, October 2, 2008
Under the Influence
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Joke of the Day - Saturday, November 1, 2008
Would You Marry Again?
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.
"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I''m sure you would."
So the husband said, "Okay, I would"
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
And the husband replied, "I suppose so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"I doubt she''d want to," the husband said. "She''d be so much thinner."
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.
"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I''m sure you would."
So the husband said, "Okay, I would"
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
And the husband replied, "I suppose so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"I doubt she''d want to," the husband said. "She''d be so much thinner."
Friday, October 31, 2008
Joke of the Day - Friday, October 31, 2008
Bungee Jumping In Mexico
Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business in Mexico.
They set up on the square of a small village. Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the cord, and flies back up by the platform. Jeff isn't able to catch his friend, but he notices he has a few cuts and scratches.
Bob falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Jeff misses him. The third time it happens, Bob comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Jeff finally catches him and says, "Holy cow, what happened? Was the cord too long?"
Bob looks confused and says, "No, the cord was fine... but what the heck is a pinata?"
Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business in Mexico.
They set up on the square of a small village. Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the cord, and flies back up by the platform. Jeff isn't able to catch his friend, but he notices he has a few cuts and scratches.
Bob falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Jeff misses him. The third time it happens, Bob comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Jeff finally catches him and says, "Holy cow, what happened? Was the cord too long?"
Bob looks confused and says, "No, the cord was fine... but what the heck is a pinata?"
Cryptload - The Next Generation of One-Click-Hoster Downloader
CryptLoad exists for more than a year now. It offers you a comfortable possibility to download from One-Click-Hosters like rapidshare.com and also from regular sites.
The next version of CryptLoad is worked on. It will have new features and won't be hungry for system resources, while running stable and unnoticeable on your machine. Unlike 1.0, 2.0 will not only be available for Windows, but also for Linux and Mac OS. Possibly there will be a version for the PS3 too, we will see.
Have fun!
CryptLoad Features :
Downloading from One-Click-Hosters
Decrypt Services
Many plug-ins
Intelligent download management
Parallel downloads
Part downloading
automatic router-reconnect
Files are ordered in packages
Supporting CCF, DLC and RSDF container files
Captcha recgonition
Integrated Update-System
Clipboard monitoring for fast link adding
Possibility to shutdown the computer after downloads are finished
Automatic extraction of downloaded archives
The next version of CryptLoad is worked on. It will have new features and won't be hungry for system resources, while running stable and unnoticeable on your machine. Unlike 1.0, 2.0 will not only be available for Windows, but also for Linux and Mac OS. Possibly there will be a version for the PS3 too, we will see.
Have fun!
CryptLoad Features :
Downloading from One-Click-Hosters
Decrypt Services
Many plug-ins
Intelligent download management
Parallel downloads
Part downloading
automatic router-reconnect
Files are ordered in packages
Supporting CCF, DLC and RSDF container files
Captcha recgonition
Integrated Update-System
Clipboard monitoring for fast link adding
Possibility to shutdown the computer after downloads are finished
Automatic extraction of downloaded archives
Download Link:
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Joke of the Day - Thursday, October 30, 2008
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."
Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."
Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."
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